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Exactly, he's taking a moment in his REM sleep to win all those little arguments he lost to op. By the time he wakes up he should be ready for breakfast and a trip to six flags.

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Well happy bday OP. I hope it gets better. If I were closer I would at least take you out to dinner. I know what it's like to have a shitty bday.

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65- Ever hear that saying, "It's the thought that counts."? I'm sure he didn't know he was going to get drunk and pass out when he planned it. As a female, I would have been happy with the effort and the fact that he was there. I feel sorry for your boyfriend. It must be hard trying to please a spoiled, ungrateful brat.

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Couldn't have said it better myself! At least the guy was asleep. It would be worse if he was awake and saying that to her. He sounds like a nice guy. Just can't do well with alcohol!

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And how considerate of you FMLshark! But I'm not quite sure if OP wants a mangled up boyfriend or not. Alchohol makes you a bloody fool, not a truth telling idiot! I'm sure OP must have realize that by now.

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In that case op should go with a friend, because her boyfried was rude enough to get drunk, when they should of been spending time together. No point in taking a drunk guy to sixflags.

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colonolSexy - Oh, I don't know...people who aren't self-destructive morons, perhaps? People who care about laws? Children who have parents who brought them up to be obedient, not rash idiots who use "YOLO" as an excuse for acting like a fool?

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68: First of all, fuck you for assuming I'm ignorant. OF COURSE I KNOW 21 isn't an international drinking age. Secondly, Melvar lives in 'Americuh', so your argument is invalid. Thanks for throwing around baseless insults though, ya douche.

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Grammar_Nazi01. You've completely ruined my illusion that Canadians are all polite. Now I know that there are hypocritical blathering fucktards like you all over the world. My world is crumbling!

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I dunno Doc, that tirade on drinking ages makes it sound like someone might be an American in denial, too ashamed to admit openly to their home country. Plus, we generally insult with dripping sarcasm eh. Totally lacking from the wannabe hoser's rant.

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WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about? You must have me confused with someone else, you clueless fucking twat. You have no idea who I am or what I am. Please, oh historian of FML, please enlighten me and the masses of who I used to be. I'd love to know what you're talking about.

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Grammar_Nazi01, you strike me as a blatant troll. Oh, and as to your last comment: I've been on FML since a good while before Doc even showed up and started commenting, and I can assure you that he hasn't changed one bit. Well, apart from desperately lusting after me just a little more with each passing day... ... ... ... Where was I? Oh yes: nice trying to feign Old Fuck status, you imbecilic skid-mark on FML's collective underwear.

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Don't try and redirect the spotlight, Grammar_Nazi. This isn't about Doc, it's about you being a complete fucking idiot. Save your personal grievances for the PM's. Now do us all a favor and piss off.

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Melvar_10: With your logic, I guess we can blame the Colorado massacre on the guns, or better still, the lack of gun regulation, right? Because the guns killed all of those poor people, not the crazy fuckwad who devised the plan, right?? Just like you can't blame the massacre on the guns, you can't blame him getting drunk on the alcohol. Owning a gun doesn't mean you have to shoot somebody with it, and having alcohol doesn't mean you have to get piss yourself drunk. It's called SELF CONTROL. Try it some time.

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35: there is nothing I dislike more than when people blame things on alcohol. Unless your drink has been spiked, you still know what your doing and if you don't, you shouldn't be drinking.

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