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This is going to be great!

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Morristown

Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 00:00

Today, my marriage must be over. We just spent a week in Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and we never left our hotel room. Not because of constant sex but because my wife couldn’t be arsed to get dressed, be romantic or anything. She sat on her tablet watching Netflix IN FUCKING PARIS. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2016 23:22

Today, after months of planning and saving for our honeymoon in Italy, my wife and I were turned away at the airport because my passport only has a month until it expires, even though it's only a five-day trip. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By stuckhome - 08/04/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML

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By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML

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By vacay no way - 14/07/2021 06:01

Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML

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By overseasbummer - 14/11/2014 19:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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By IDon't - 13/10/2013 10:49 - Australia - Berkeley Vale

Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 April 2022 12:37

I guess she won't be Basque-ing in the sunshine anytime soon.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 29 April 2022 12:57

I think your sense of humor is Baroque-n

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 April 2022 12:37

I guess she won't be Basque-ing in the sunshine anytime soon.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 29 April 2022 12:57

I think your sense of humor is Baroque-n

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 April 2022 13:02

Just trying to keep readers from becoming Bord, oh! Geography puns can be fun.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 29 April 2022 18:52

Oh! Hahaha! I Mediterranean Sea what you did there! Am I doing it right?!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 April 2022 21:29

Yes! Am I being sincere or am I Lyons just to be Nice? Maybe I just ought to Split, but that wouldn't Serbia any purpose.

HokieJ 10

Friday 29 April 2022 13:52

Sounds like a lovely trip! I'll be your plus 1! Just know I don't go all the way on the 1st date!

Marcella1016 31

Friday 29 April 2022 18:53

Good thing the trip is for a few days 😂😂

Chazzster 28

Saturday 30 April 2022 5:21

Some events are best celebrated at the time and not delayed by months. Call it a vacation and not a honeymoon and you and your wife might start feeling better about it. Different kinds of expectations…

Pinkdahlia75 1

Saturday 30 April 2022 5:42

I can't say I blame her. Covid is just as bad over there

bazjack 26

Wednesday 11 May 2022 4:40

I frequently used to almost dread vacations as they approached, even though I had been excited when we planned them. Then once we left I would always have a good time. It can just be overwhelming right before you leave, thinking about all the work you will come home to. I hope you both do have a good time!