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Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML

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On 07/01/2014 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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When he's dead, most likely he will end up in a box anyway.

#1 - On 07/01/2014 at 11:28am by StormfrontX33

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I think he might still be a little angry about his job

#2 - On 07/01/2014 at 11:29am by CallMeWindSock

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