Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". FML

by exasperated / 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake

    #2 - On 04/17/2014 at 6:06am by thelittlemissy

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  • Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught

    #1 - On 04/17/2014 at 6:04am by ethancano

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