Memories

By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
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thelittlemissy 29

Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake

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ethancano 11

Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught

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DeadPixel4 29

Ew. I'm sorry op, are you going to press charges? Because that's very creepy.

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FMLL2016 16

Well time for a restraining order.

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SparkyRoxYurSox 16

Now would definitely be the time to move...

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MrDonSalvetti 27

I want a FML Illustrated for this one, that surely would be hilarious :D

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TabooSushi 24

Time to move, get a good guard dog if you can afford one, and press charges on that creeper STAT. That is suuuuuper creepy and feels like preliminary stalking behavior.

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Baucis 10

some people just can't handle the pressure that the unmentionables create.

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mattatom17 10

At least they caught him. Imagine getting home and you underwear was missing!

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brandoneyez1 25

Psyco... So where are you moving to now?

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