Memories

By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
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thelittlemissy 29

Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake

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ethancano 11

Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught

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mikbrooke 25

if she meant burgled, im pretty sure she would have written that & not burglarized.

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isweartocats 2

I hope the cop noticed how creepy that was.

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fablous_hair 4

That's really creepy, but if he did that, what wouldn't he do. I would suggest getting a restraining order

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DARKDAY07 16

I recomend a high voltage tazer and a russian bear dog

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Waspinator1998 21

I guess you're going to miss...the pantie raid.

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deathrowdiesel 2

Press charges and he wont be able to bother u for a while

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iAshelle 11

Get a restraining order ! That is weird.

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