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Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48043) - you deserved it (4472)

On 03/04/2014 at 4:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)

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what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real

#1 - On 03/04/2014 at 7:19pm by kirrra

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Fake like you're sterile.

#2 - On 03/04/2014 at 7:21pm by wolfgold2

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