Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
thatkidmal 15
Well then, that's quite a plot twist
wolfstalker213 14
Didnt you already know she was dating someone?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (131)
thatkidmal 15
Well then, that's quite a plot twist
kalinka07 5
Plot Twist: OP and her boyfriend have a nice dinner together, and become best friends.
NeatNit 32
Best friends can meet anywhere.
cryssycakesx3 22
"plot twist" is getting down there with "that escalated quickly"
meepmerp 20
Well that escalated quickly
tomwantssnow 14
#4, the OP's name "bruisedandconfused" seem like it would contradict your idea
kylieh72 25
Not contradict...they would just be more than friends and the op's name is alluding to his first gay sexual experience.
traviscool 12
sleep with him to get back at her!
RedPillSucks 31
@42 are you saying he was rectally bruised???
1tsmenoah 20
No #75, she is saying he got bruised out of nowhere because they had gay sex
DaMann360 19
OP shouldve looked him dead in the eyes, smiled and started singing "My Nigga" by YG. Dont forget to outstretch your arms and nod like a boss
TallMist 32
A twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.
wolfstalker213 14
Didnt you already know she was dating someone?
jazzy_123 20
maybe she lied to him? my cousin was talking to a guy who said he had broken up with his gf and just recently he told her they were going to make 6 months... I guess he didn't realize? Anyway, she stopped talking to him after.
Sinsation 7
Not everyone likes to have their relationship on display. However, this "dream girl" has shown her true colors. She is a terrible human being.
kylieh72 25
For all we know the op is a creepy perv. So she might not be entirely terrible. She really did not handle that well though.
strike2867 13
He never specified how she asked him, maybe it was the boyfriend sending an email/text and she didn't know.
JustinKirby 20
Not really #21, for all we know it could have been a Facebook message sent by the boyfriend without the girls acknowledgment of the situation. Let's hope OP didn't know she had a boyfriend otherwise he shouldn't have sent her anything
cryssycakesx3 22
although it probably is so in this case, however, flowers don't have to be a romantic thing. sometimes it's just friendly. again, although I'm sure it was his intention.
buttcramp 21
but if she asked him, this is ****** up. actually, any way I look at it it's pretty rude.
zeldagirl77 7
Thats rough >_< im sorry op it really sucks i had the same thing happen to me except the guy i asked out and the girl showed up... awkward..
ThatFancyPenn 18
I would suggest making your profile gender female for a bit less confusion.
nitrog100 21
I think the fact that she's zeldagirl77 might be clear enough.
zeldagirl77 7
It wont let me change it because I have a windows phone :/
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
^I ALSO HAVE A WINDOWS PHONE. WINDOWS PHONE BUDDIES! ...In all seriousness the app is terrible.
jordynsage 17
that's messed up to get your hopes up like that! Forget her, you'll find someone.
magickitten 26
She's shown her true colours....that's quite calculated, plotting to hurt and embarrass someone like that. I do hope you're ok! But next time, choose a nicer girl to be your Valentine - and one that's unattached!
cryssycakesx3 22
it's very annoying when girls have to play these games and toy around with a guy that they know likes them. what's wrong with saying "sorry 'Johnny' I'm seeing someone"? treating another human being like this, for your own amusement is sick, not cute nor funny. broads these days are so disgusting, they make me ashamed they're included in my own gender. these vapid little girls are the same ones that whine about wanting a honest, decent guy. well news flash funny! guys are the way they are because of childish, insipid, little ***** like her.
cryssycakesx3 22
I'm sorry OP. I doubt you, or anyone really, deserved such a cruel prank. sometimes when we have a crush on someone we fail to see that person's true character. you'll find someone much better, as they don't get much worse.
RedPillSucks 31
or the boyfriend could have intercepted the flowers and sent a message to OP pretending to be the girl.
cryssycakesx3 22
then change my she's and hers to he's, him's, and his
bunnylove483 17
If she's your dream girl, you probably already knew she had a boyfriend. You shouldn't be sending flowers to a girl with a boyfriend
ShakeDisPlace 10
^^ I agree with Carrot Top.
Sinsation 7
You shouldn't assume that OP is some creepy stalker who knows everything about his "dream girl". He could be one of those people who observe and admire from afar.
kumarina 35
I have to agree with carrot, she was his dream girl, you always try to found out things about them, and if he had the guts to send her flower he wasn't just watching from the distance
Sinsation 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He's obviously not close to her nor on friendly terms if she sent her boyfriend on the "date"; so what are the chances that OP and "dream girl" are more than acquaintances? Not that high. How much do people usually know about their acquaintances? Consider what you know about yours. And sending a person flowers is like buying a person a drink at a bar. Sure you need a certain level of confidence, but you don't need to know a THING about them. Not to mention, there are some people out there who decide on their ideal mate before they even know that much about the other. For example, after my uncle's first date with my aunt, he called up his best friend and said he had just had dinner with the woman of his dreams. Looks, personality, behaviour, etc., and BAM: woman of his dreams.
kumarina 35
Your uncle's first date, he knew her, by what you say it doesn't apply to OP because he didn't knew her enough to know she had a bf, he still should look for some info before he sent flowers
amayasoma 19
Or maybe the girl lied or hid the fact she had a boyfriend just to play mind games.
Danne696 14
It could just be a women in the office, you know, someone that's just around all the time but you've perhaps never had longer than 10 minutes conversations over coffee.
aerith105 14
to be fair SHE asked HIM on a date so if she was dating someone, it isn't just OP's fault, it's hers. she should not have asked him out and instead told him "thank you for these lovely flowers but I have a boyfriend." sometimes people don't just display their relationship all over the place. and so he might not have known she was seeing someone.
andreworrnot 5
I bought my crush yellow roses...they represent friendship....I friendzoned myself.
ShakeDisPlace 10
This would make a really good FML.Just saying.
Mauskau 35
I'd have loved roses of any colour, no one has ever bought me flowers. She must've just wanted to make an excuse, sorry. :(
Crofty92 17
YDI, every idiot knows red roses for romance.
ActionFearo 39
This post was submitted as an FML several times yesterday
little_aliceee 17
She could have just told you that she was taken instead of wasting yours and her bf time. What a bitch.
koolkanga 12
Wow. The fact that SHE asked you out then made her boyfriend show up instead is terrible. Hope he wasn't too mad at you. FYL.
Wakachulak 22
OP's screenname is bruisedandconfused, so I'm thinking the BF was pretty mad. And bigger.
Enslaved 36
There's a chance that the boyfriend found out about the date and just showed up earlier then she did. Still make she a bitch in either case.
hulopro 16
Plot twist: he is is the same position as you.
ThatFancyPenn 18
I really hope this is true just for the pure mind **** of it.