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Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37388) - you deserved it (3998)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by lbailey32 - United States (New York)

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He might have kleptomania, but that's OK. He can always take something for it.

#8 - On 02/03/2014 at 11:50pm by Ray_of_midnight

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Watch out or he'll steal your heart.

#5 - On 02/03/2014 at 11:48pm by frozen92

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