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Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49646) - you deserved it (8246)

On 01/15/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

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Be cautious, as my ex tried that same thing on me. His reasoning for it turned out to be because he was cheating on me, and wanted to make sure I wasn't doing the same! (I wasn't)

Enjoy though!

#2 - On 01/15/2014 at 3:32pm by yoshithecat

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My parents do this. It sucks. Just turn off location services.

#3 - On 01/15/2014 at 3:32pm by jnanderson

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