Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
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Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
Dump him.
Ambient25 24
You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.
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Comments (104)
Welshite 39
Dump him.
MrSassypants 33
... in an actual dumpster. You know, as a joke.
vincen46 5
as an actual joke?
tannara 12
Agreed
\ 28
Then dump the dumpster in a public waste dump.
ManInTheMachine 19
Yo dawg, I heard you like dumping people, so I dumped your boyfriend in a dumpster after you dumped him while taking a dump on him in a public waste dump.
saraitkddh 47
the best thing she can do
Typicall 21
Ex boyfriend
Bano360 25
Never seen that comment before.
Typicall 21
Well as they say you see new things everyday.
Ambient25 24
You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.
masterof1 7
sounds good.....than "jokingly" use the money to get a nice "toy" and get over that douche
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Maybe... If it wasn't illegal to do so.
hessel 13
well OP i think we all now what you should do next. dump him and tell his other girlfriens
meggo91 9
What the hell does op mean I keep seeing ppl talk about op what the hell ???!!!! I'm confused ugghh :-|
Grand_Cookie 21
Original poster.
DocBastard 38
It means "Orgasmic Penguin". It's some kind of inside FML joke. I'm new here, so I don't get it.
RedPillSucks 31
Orangutan Penis
dawnimus 21
Shut up, Meg.
gimmicksz 9
I'm pretty sure the "other girlfriend" knows he has one, n doesnt care lol
Treveyon56 14
Not necessarily 84. The guy could be cheating on both without either one knowing. I remember a guy managed to have 3 girlfriends and they didn't find out until all three tried to surprise him at his apartment.
perdix 29
Obsolete Pussy. She's the odd woman out in a love triangle.
sarcasticlover 30
optimus prime
Ryanstheman14 3
im am so with you!!!! (:
spluver0005 17
Shouldn't that say ex boyfriend?
Dthsapprntc 23
Here's your baseball bat, have fun. *Hands OP a baseball bat*
DocBastard 38
I never understood how any man can handle two relationships at once. I have enough trouble just keeping ONE woman happy!
MrSassypants 33
But the thing about the douches having two relationships at once is that they're not trying to keep the women happy.
RaginBitch 6
DocBastard: I love you, just sayin! Your comments always have me laughing!! LOL I'm sorry for you OP, my man and I joke all the time about his dirty little mistress leaving marks on him at work (he builds escalators and comes home scratched all the time) and about what days are best to have my other boyfriend over when the kids arent in the house. I've wondered a few times if he could possibly be playing around under my nose and even told him, "you realize you could be screwing around the whole time and I'd have no idea!?!" he says "I know, but I love you and wouldn't cheat on you!!" And that's enough for me! We all fear the worst, and far too often that's the case....but at the same time, it keeps a spark alive to know that they're not dead just cuz they're with you and can still joke around!! For your sake I hope you did ditch the ass!! But don't let it make you think that ALL men are scumbags! AND women can be just as bad, if not worse... Messed up world we live in **she says as she walks away shaking head**
alycion 38
Screw the happy part, how does a man put up willingly with two pmses a month? In that case he got what he deserved.
Britterz 12
And later on in life when he ends up lonely, or with women that act just like him, he regret hurting you and what he has done. I am sorry OP :( *hug*
Dynosaur_dollie 38
me and my fiance joke about it, my parents joke about it too. Me and my fiance are both faithful. Clearly she honestly thought he was joking around.
MrSassypants 33
Unfortunately, many people are able to do that.