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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

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By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By smiles22 - 27/11/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 21 October 2013 21:51

Dump him.

Ambient25 24

Monday 21 October 2013 21:53

You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.

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MissSticks 21

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:03

Ouch, been there. That sucks, OP.

est000dog 11

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:04

Choke for some time and tell him it was just a joke

G0D_LIKE 1

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:15

Lmfao I do this sometimes

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:35

Apparently you can safely admit to anything as long as you throw in a little sarcasm/humor.

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 22 October 2013 2:10

Well OP now you can jokingly talk about your ex-boyfriend but in reality you are being serious.

djPanda 8

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:25

That's why you can't take that shit lightly

countrygirl109 11

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:33

Now to be ex-boyfriend.

asherm 15

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:34

I wonder if he jokes with her.... She should probably know what's going on

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:40

Is he stepping out on you with her or is he stepping out on her with you?

nbandofbrothers 10

Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:16

Dead boyfriend

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