Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love
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Freud would love that.
#1 - On 10/06/2013 at 8:38pm by HereticalHomo
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Wow your mother has issues.
#8 - On 10/06/2013 at 8:41pm by Beepbeep7
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