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Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?!

I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.

#1 - On 10/02/2013 at 12:51pm by Welshite

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You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI

#2 - On 10/02/2013 at 12:51pm by GoingCommando93

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