Love: Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess...

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:51

That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.

GoingCommando93 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:51

You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI

Comments

marvalisa 8

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:02

Your fault. Maybe you should grow up and realize that life is happening all around you, and not on the Internet ydi.

unnknoownn_ 4

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:03

so rudee

fml121785 14

Thursday 3 October 2013 0:54

II knoww rightt??!!

niggles817 7

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:03

Yeah you deserved it... this is a huge pet peeve of mine! Had I been in that guys shoes I would have probably gotten up and left you with the whole bill... you probably wouldn't have noticed for a while anyways... but your date was nicer than I...

Cujo3269 9

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:04

Not only are you rude, but you assumed he would pay? Wow, you are not a keeper. Ydi

andy1500726 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:04

that was kinda of rude, but should the guy always pay for dinner? like all of it...

fwongraven 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:26

OP never mentioned she expected him to pay.

Sweetpea22 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:29

Many women expect men to pay for dinner. So OP could have thought he would pay

fwongraven 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:48

But there's no evidence of that.

squideth 18

Wednesday 2 October 2013 22:05

Jfc guys it's 2013. Women can and do pay for part of the bill. Especially since she was ******* attached to her phone all night.

pumboc 23

Thursday 3 October 2013 5:40

She should consider herself lucky that he didn't leave her with the whole bill for being so insensitive. If I were in his shoes, I would have left her at the table as soon as I saw the phone coming out a second time. You can't expect a guy to pay the whole bill if he is treated with such disrespect.

xSkittle 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:06

Well, what did you expect?

Sweetpea22 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:06

OP is another one of the idiots who think people on FML would sympathize with them. They are the ones that I find the most hilarious.

piggle 9

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:07

You guess you were on your phone too much? You shouldn't be on the phone at all while you're on a date. Why would you think that was okay?

150493x 29

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:08

You deserve it. Nothing annoys me more than trying to enjoy a meat with someone who is glued to their phone. If I was him I'd have made you pay the full bill for being so damn rude.