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Today, after spending the weekend together, my ex turned nasty. I finally had the balls to tell him what a cruel asshole I think he is and really hit him where it hurts. I felt very empowered and strong. That is, until I realized I left my favourite and rather expensive jacket in his apartment. FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 12:52am - love - by scorned_jacketless_lady (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Honey, if he was that bad, it's worth losing the coat. Congratulations for standing up to him. It's definitely not an easy thing to do.

#4 - On 08/26/2013 at 6:19am by strawberrywine22

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Well, time to go ask for it back. Be nice about it, just for the coat.

#3 - On 08/26/2013 at 6:18am by Bano360

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