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Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014