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Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52515) - you deserved it (9186)

On 08/08/2013 at 8:54am - love - by names suck and so do I (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.

#4 - On 08/08/2013 at 12:57pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.

#3 - On 08/08/2013 at 12:57pm by Emily062611

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