Love, Tinder and Scams: Cats and fish - FML

Cats and fish

By Anonymous - 01/10/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, I decided to try online dating, but installed a IP tracker link before I did. Every freaking profile who messaged me was from Nigeria. FML

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JackWood 20

Thursday 1 October 2026 16:09

I don't need a tracker. After a while you can tell what's real and fake. Trust me.

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