Love: Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest...

By names suck and so do I - 08/08/2013 12:54 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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Get it now?

By poopooppachuu - 11/10/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

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Love is love

By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By hoolabaloo - 08/03/2013 03:53 - India - Ahmadabad

Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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By RoseTylerTheDoctor - 11/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML

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Thursday 8 August 2013 18:57

You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.

Emily062611 6

Thursday 8 August 2013 18:57

This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.

Comments

TheLittleBear 19

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:00

That was unnecessarily harsh! His response proves he's not worthy of your time anyway OP.

ShinedownLuv 14

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:00

You're much better off without a jackass like him

DenBriZel 31

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:05

Wow, he sounds like a real jerk. At least you found out sooner than later? Sorry OP!

ILoveMyArm 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:06

At least you know what a jackass he is and now can find someone better. Preferably one who doesn't make references to Twilight.

Misshhh 23

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:12

You know what? Here's what you should have done the second he was finished with his whole "speech" instead of crying, you smile and say you've had a hidden camera set up somewhere and a recorder and he's been set up as the world's biggest asshole and you would set the whole thing up on YouTube for him to be a laughing stock and then you say: "oh trust me.. I wouldn't want you.. You know why? I got ass, I got ****, hell no I don't want your little bitty *****, goodbye bitch!" Then you walk off with a smile! :D

Setareh23 34

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:23

I understand your reaction (since he was a total jerk) but saying something like that, especially when it isn't true, would just make her seem crazy. Leaving out the youtube bit and just keeping the "I got ass, I got ****, hell no I don't want your little bitty *****, goodbye bitch!" seems good though!

Space_Teddy 29

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:15

at least your crush should be over now

ColdplaySucks 18

Friday 9 August 2013 3:06

I bet OP feels crushed...

DisposableMen 7

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:17

YOU don't suck. HE sucks.

ipodtouchgirl 21

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:17

WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:17

What kind of twilight obsessed psychotic did OP come across as that this guy thought it was necessary to give a 10 minute "never in a million years" lecture instead of a simple "go away you creeper" standard response, like most jerks do?

Mshrodes 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 20:48

We don't know that. OP might as well not have brought up Twilight at all. Maybe he just took jerkness to a whole new level. Either way, and even if OP was a bit of a weirdo, he could have been a better person about it instead of acting like a perfect douche.

VeganVampyre 26

Friday 9 August 2013 2:05

Yeah, I was wondering about that too, was she like "omg you're so sexy and strong and sparkly and even though I've never spoken to you I'm in love with you!!" Because other than that, I don't get why he would bring up Twilight...