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Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35748) - you deserved it (2962)

On 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm - love - by wtf dad - United States (Missouri)

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Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol
No but seriously, fyl OP

#1 - On 01/10/2013 at 3:43am by crimsonlover4

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You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?

#5 - On 01/10/2013 at 3:47am by RetardedChipmunk

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