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Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42411) - you deserved it (5694)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

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