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Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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if hes back on the computer at eleven to write a fml i doubt he had a great night..

#12 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:31pm by pibb420

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THREESOME

#4 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:34pm by lollz

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