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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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Shut up

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 20:00

Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Addy_fml_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 6:56

you deserve it on two accounts: 1) going to clubs. 2) sandwiching girls thinking it's going to get you any.

CodySmith 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:06

Wow, so did you ever think that she might not want some guy humping her ass while she's trying to dance someone?

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Addy_fml_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 6:56

you deserve it on two accounts: 1) going to clubs. 2) sandwiching girls thinking it's going to get you any.

JennaWenna 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:10

Thanks #1. That's the first thing that popped into my head when I read this.

pharaohasphuck 10

Friday 19 December 2014 1:43

What did number 1 say? It does not show on my screen.

pewp 5

Thursday 12 March 2009 0:53

i agree with #6

Trooth 13

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:26

I agree with #5

drplat 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 19:46

Btw ur a douchebag above and beyond others

kayleighcontrol 7

Monday 20 July 2009 16:09

Owch. **** your life, ********.

CodySmith 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:06

Wow, so did you ever think that she might not want some guy humping her ass while she's trying to dance someone?

Giorgio272 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:53

damn you got a small dick. that is all.

pepsie_fml 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 20:07

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justuninterested 0

Friday 30 April 2010 20:16

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anyav3 13

Saturday 8 September 2012 16:21

Wtf?

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