Miscellaneous: Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6...

By Fsd - 05/11/2008 07:35 - France

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

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By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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Top of the morning to ya!

By Bored - 09/02/2023 02:00

Today, I set my alarm for AM instead of PM. Woke up at 5AM to realize I have nothing to do. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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By Budhvaraddams - 30/01/2023 18:30

Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 08:02 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 18/05/2019 12:30

Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML

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You deserved it 134

By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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Wake up Boo

By Anon - 03/12/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I set an elaborate alarm system to wake up early. I woke up to the soothing sounds of birds chirping, only to discover that I had accidentally set my ringtone to bird noises instead of an actual alarm. I missed my morning meeting. FML

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You deserved it 488

_John_ 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:17

I actually sometimes do that deliberately, I love being able to turn my alarm clock off and just go back to sleep, it's the best feeling ever!

4st4nd4rd4th 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:45

Today, I wanted to wake up my favorite master in the world by alarming at 6 o' clock this morning. He hit me and I shut up. FML

Comments

Lotus_Eater 0

Friday 27 February 2009 13:08

Sucks, bro. Happened to me last vacation, lol.

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:40

pshh happens to me like everyday, but my alarm clock is my fourteen year old sister.

_John_ 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:17

I actually sometimes do that deliberately, I love being able to turn my alarm clock off and just go back to sleep, it's the best feeling ever!

jessicaislameee 0

Friday 28 August 2009 6:01

i know, i love waking up like at 2 and realizing i have a lot more time left to sleep :D

izzie321 27

Tuesday 8 October 2013 21:05

I thought I was the only one!!!

bubblez77825 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:56

so turn it off ? ... but it happens sumtimes to me 2.

4st4nd4rd4th 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:45

Today, I wanted to wake up my favorite master in the world by alarming at 6 o' clock this morning. He hit me and I shut up. FML

jazzyjada10 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 11:20

what r u a dog

arienh4 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:58

Am I the only one that gets up early on weekends?

cheyAnn 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:31

apparently.

tencalories 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:18

no I just can't sleep in anymore.

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Friday 31 July 2015 0:57

Nope

ilybaby1616 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:20

so turn it off....?? not really the end of the world there

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:57

Wow FYL you got woken up because YOU forgot to turn your alarm off. Gee its not your fault.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:49

I wake up at 9:30AM on weekends, 5:30AM for school days. You really should have shut your alarm off if you intended to sleep in.

rxxk 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 21:53

Did you know you have the power to turn off alarms?

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