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Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25689) - you deserved it (2027)

On 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm - love - by akiza (woman) - Japan

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And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.

#2 - On 11/16/2012 at 11:38pm by LadyGore

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What the fuck!

#1 - On 11/16/2012 at 11:38pm by shaebayla

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