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Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31368) - you deserved it (2538)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:56am - love - by Shortround - United States (Illinois)

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Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!

#2 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:15pm by greenie213

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Report this to the police. When they bring your stuff back, tell them they could discard the girlfriend.

#6 - On 09/30/2012 at 1:16pm by PenguinBitch

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