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Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7894) - you deserved it (39200)

On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Did she let you stay in her arms?

#1 - On 09/19/2012 at 10:08am by kut17

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Aww.. Well, I wouldn't judge you! Horror movies are scary no matter what sex you are!

#2 - On 09/19/2012 at 10:09am by Pandacupcakelove

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