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Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18146) - you deserved it (5674)

On 08/18/2012 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Who cares, puppies never let you down!

Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

#1 - On 08/19/2012 at 4:44am by SkoomaKi

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Hey, come now, I talk to my dog all the time. Though it's mostly somewhere along the lines of "get back here, you thief" but hey, potato potato.

#7 - On 08/19/2012 at 4:55am by Baustigt

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