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Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21379) - you deserved it (1129)

On 07/13/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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What did you say? I would have lost my shit.

#1 - On 07/13/2012 at 5:41am by aislincalum

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The worst thing that could happen would be your fiancé listening to her. Just ignore her :p

#2 - On 07/13/2012 at 5:41am by randomthing

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