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Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14138) - you deserved it (31132)

On 06/05/2012 at 12:27am - love - by Josie - United States (Kentucky)

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well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!

#4 - On 06/05/2012 at 6:03am by Pentium_4

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Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P

#5 - On 06/05/2012 at 6:04am by kscogin55

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