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Mothafucka shoulda pulled some secret agent shit and got on top of your roof. Then he could slide down the gutter drain. Then he could walk away, while your house blew up and not even look back. Because that's badass.

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this reminds me of an Afroman song... "but her daddy, he was waiting with a 2 by 4. oh he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right, the mutha fucka beat my ass all night. But I ain't mad, at her prejudice dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had!"

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why the hell was my comment moderated? all I said was that it's fake because his name says he's born is 64

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agreed with 70 and 78. Why in the hell is the dad ringing the doorbell? Maybe if he knocked on the girl's door I can understand his window shenanigans... OP is either lying or extremely stupid.

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ugh k first of all it's both it's Nicky nicky nine door AND ding dong ditch and I'm from Toronto, :/ anyways, sometimes my dad comes home and he's carrying grocery shit and rings the door so he doesn't have to drip his stuff to open a doorr or maybe he forgot his keys honestly, you never know a persons story maybe the guys in a wheel chair and can't reach for the door or something I dunno I'm just saying but don't be rude :(

ouchh.. could have been worse. the dad could have been at the door and later noticed u there. you would have had fun explaining that to him (:

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