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By IronFoot / Sunday 14 August 2011 02:41 / Canada
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Even Santa is more graceful than you. And he's a 750 pound man with a bunch of reindeer to pull him around to the houses.

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Today, my sons dumb ass friend jumped onto the roof of my shed in doing so destroyed it. FML

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How can someone jump thru something as solid as aluminum... I mean it's strong enough to hold my soda and beer but not a grown man or boy?

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It doesn't, but most sheds have aluminum roofing. Keyword being MOST. Either way it was probably either old or shitty if someone can just jump right through.

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Most sheds I've seen have a wooden or thatched roof. I'm trying to imagine an aluminium one and can only picture an "American Gothic"-ish silo.

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Guys, guys, this isn't Home Depot... shut your faces. (Back to Fml) This is just one of those stories that you hit YDI before your done reading. Shortcut off my roof. Smart.

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Good Lord, aircraft are hardly strong, you can use a can opener to cut up a Cessna, and larger jets just have chambered walls and a steel capped nose, which coupled with aerodynamics and Bernoulli's principal, allows for flight. And by pressurizing the cabin, an equilibrium of stability and strength is formed when in the higher atmosphere. I like planes...

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See, 133, you fail because you looked that info up. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for self-education, but you just look like a jackass trying to one-up someone who is overall more knowledgeable on a subject you're discussing. As for the aluminum you mentioned, wouldn't it cross your mind that perhaps someone's corrugated metal roof is not going to be of the same tensile strength as that of a wing of an Airbus 300 per-say? People can't afford the $300+ sq ft for that material haha

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Haha these dudes are being dicks... I agree with you on this only on the fact that if you're not careful then you'll most likely get injured haha

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Yeah, if you take a shortcut on making my sandwich like leaving out mayo or something, I swear to god, you'll be telling all your friends you "fell" down a flight of stairs.

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Most of the time they don't. Dumb shortcuts, however, yeah they probably would in one way or another.

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geez people haha and blond has nothing to do with it. I'm pretty clumsy and usually end up tripping over something. cut me a break? :)

Even Santa is more graceful than you. And he's a 750 pound man with a bunch of reindeer to pull him around to the houses.

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