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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19055) - you deserved it (31693)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by badboyfriends (woman) - United States (California)

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