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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13984) - you deserved it (3761)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

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OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..."
Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?"
^ am I on the right track?

#2 - On 04/10/2012 at 5:47am by SkoomaKi

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Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.

#9 - On 04/10/2012 at 5:53am by nerdflipstables

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