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By kellie1115 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rowlesburg

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..." Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?" ^ am I on the right track?

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nerdflipstables 3

Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.

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Incogneterpeter 1

That how you know you are good for eachother

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SaintT 15

Ya my girlfriend and I had this same conversation today!!! Ours lasted about 20-minutes though!!!!! XD

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linkinpark98 23

He is a conversation dodging master.

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writergirl23 19

I know how. You were talking about your future and one of you said how crappy yours seemed at that moment. Then it turned to the other conversation. Also, it speaks a good thing about ops relationship with her bf if she can talk of such topics with him!

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russfml 31

That's what the guys call the good ole diversion in conversation lol

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machiavelli2 5

Well you know, things like that are clearly a part of any binding contract such as a roommate agreement. Conflicting bowel movements are a tragedy waiting to happen.

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