Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
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Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, a first date had gone surprisingly well. We spent two hours talking, laughed at the same dumb jokes, and even agreed to meet again. Walking home, I texted my best friend, "I think I actually like this one." Unfortunately, I sent it to my date instead. His response was, "Good to know I'm 'this one.'" FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
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genius_man16 0
lol, owned at least she was nice and took it in stride it could have been worse. She could have jumped back disgusted and screamed "WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME!?! RAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEE!!!"
chea_chea 0
Sucks. Sounds like both of you had a different idea of what was going on...
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Cheatx 0
wow
Dooms_day 5
seriously wow
superswagbro 7
People posting comments like yours need to shut the **** up.
chea_chea 0
Sucks. Sounds like both of you had a different idea of what was going on...
rigorouswolf 0
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LOL that suckss, if you don't like a d00d then don't go on a date with him, dumb bitches
666midnight 0
Ouch, better luck next time? lol
Jess_17 0
Ouch, rejection always sucks
Curtieeeez 0
Try stroke her leg next time ;D
tacopandaroo 12
yes sexual harassment is always the answer to unrequited love
slicing 0
Haha, take it slow and it will eventually come
Sjolie 0
Gotta keep your pimp hand strong man.
ZleveL 0
"gots tah keep yo pimp hand strawng brotha!" that's how it said ;)
ihateginger_s 0
Sounds like she was trying pretty hard to let you down without hurting your feelings. And I can totally see how she ended up on a date without knowing it was a date #3. I have a ton of guy friends and I've agreed to go hang out with them before and not realized it was a date until they started putting the moves on me.
genius_man16 0
lol, owned at least she was nice and took it in stride it could have been worse. She could have jumped back disgusted and screamed "WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME!?! RAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEE!!!"
BBFreak97 6
Lolollllll