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Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. Well while in the movie theater I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said "You're so funny I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 11:22am - love - by heartbreakkid21 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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lol, owned

at least she was nice and took it in stride

it could have been worse. She could have jumped back disgusted and screamed "WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME!?! RAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEE!!!"

#10 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:28pm by genius_man16

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Sounds like she was trying pretty hard to let you down without hurting your feelings. And I can totally see how she ended up on a date without knowing it was a date #3. I have a ton of guy friends and I've agreed to go hang out with them before and not realized it was a date until they started putting the moves on me.

#9 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:27pm by ihateginger_s

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