Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
by Allergic / 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm / United States (Texas) / Love
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#1 - On 01/24/2012 at 4:06pm by cradle6
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It's peanut butter-jelly time!!!
#7 - On 01/24/2012 at 4:10pm by DanLikesDodge
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