By Allergic - 24/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
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cradle6 13

That's...incredibly bitchy

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jvan138 0

Sounds like a great girl, that truly loves you.

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SkyMarieD 0

....why? Thats just... Cruel.... It's a KISS. Whoopie.

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ronski 41

Maybe you need a divorce or mints for your breath

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Liz222 0

i used to do that to my ex boyfriend. (:

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Bigboned38 0

Used to meaning he dumped you hopefully

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Haha_no_123 11

Is she allergic to anything? Because you can use that against her

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RockinRoyaltyxD 13

U must be a sloppy kisser, if you are I would the same. I hate guys like that I dont need to be showered by ur spit learn to keep it in your mouth fellas.

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Krulin 8

Yes, attempted murder sounds like a perfectly reasonable response to someone who's a sloppy kisser.

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issiackemp 9

Dump worthy..... Shouldn't stay with some one like that

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