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Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23394) - you deserved it (4369)

On 12/12/2011 at 8:45am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

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Sit on her, and refuse to get up until she calls you skinny.

#2 - On 12/12/2011 at 12:52pm by dougelo7

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She doesn't like you. At least your boyfriend stood up for you?

#8 - On 12/12/2011 at 12:56pm by cradle6

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