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Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33071) - you deserved it (2318)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

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Aww your mom loves you, to the extent of ruining your social life.

#2 - On 09/25/2011 at 1:15pm by Calivale

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Mom is lonely. Tell dad to start taking her out again

#3 - On 09/25/2011 at 1:16pm by niamah

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