Love: Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time....

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 10:26 - Singapore

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Gina - 02/04/2010 11:33 - Thailand

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

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Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

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Calivale 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:15

Aww your mom loves you, to the extent of ruining your social life.

niamah 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:16

Mom is lonely. Tell dad to start taking her out again

Comments

MaddyHatter 8

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:58

**** blocked.

rnzm 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:09

Kinda funny lol sorry op, but your mum loves you :)

myplaydohplease 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:10

Only in Singapore.

fruitinthemiddle 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:16

You went on a first date… but it wasn't the first time?

wickedeva 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:20

Well if you still live at home then that's what you get. Life doesn't begin until after your teens anyway. Or you could try girls, cause then your mum wouldn't suspect a thing lol

upyourzlolz 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:22

**** blocked.

perdix 29

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:25

Out of nowhere? Is your mom some sort of Ninja **** block? You're never going to get laid. No matter how hot you are no guy is going to risk getting his penis slapped.