Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
by Username / 08/20/2011 at 5:20am / United States (New York) / Love
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That's the girl of your dreams ?
#4 - On 08/20/2011 at 1:20pm by Tristyxxx
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Call and tell her that you have herpes and she should get tested "just in case."
#8 - On 08/20/2011 at 1:28pm by Wheredidgrungego
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