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Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51413) - you deserved it (7450)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

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You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.

#4 - On 06/05/2011 at 1:17pm by JesusFishTaco

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get a cat, see how that works.

#2 - On 06/05/2011 at 1:16pm by chewbaccaateme

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