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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8824) - you deserved it (84039)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

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moral is don't cheat

#1 - On 06/04/2011 at 9:59am by carameldrizzle

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That's what I call epic karma, my friend.

#2 - On 06/04/2011 at 10:01am by BicPlease

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