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Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33364) - you deserved it (3121)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Tell him: "she blows ... me"

#6 - On 05/20/2011 at 11:53pm by dreamering

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wow fy gf's life...what an awkward meeting the parents dinner...

#4 - On 05/20/2011 at 11:53pm by jennifer93

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