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Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39601) - you deserved it (7578)

On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

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That seems mature. Do you breast-feed him when he's hungry?

#1 - On 05/05/2011 at 1:05pm by every1luvsboners

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Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-fuck up?

#5 - On 05/05/2011 at 1:08pm by YacL

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