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Well, why that does suck, it could have been a worse response: "I hate you." "I love your mom." "I love your brother." "I had sex with your dog." "Your entire family has been slaughtered and I wrote 'I love you' with their intestines." "Nice tits!" "About a half past 3." "That just scared the shit out of me." So don't feel too bad.

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Weird. I just posted an fml that goes "Today my girlfriend told me she loved me, and she got mad when I told her she's all clingy and shiznit. Like I more guilt for cheating on her. fml"

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lmfao! I sad like those same words to my ex boyfriend... bahahhaahha ge was annoying as fucking he'll though and super clingy. so OP lay off a bit don't be so clingy it will drive him away very fast if your really clingy, ex: calling/texting constantly, always like grabbing onto him and just it gets really annoying lol. this coming from a girls perspective also I think it would be more annoying for a dude!

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Sugarbabyxoxo, I'm sure I am probably not the first guy at FML to think it, but I will be the first to say it: You can cling to me as much as you want any day of the week and I will certainly NOT be annoyed! ;) You guys with me on that?

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Sugarbabyxoxo can cling to me like plastic wrap... or while wearing only plastic wrap... umm.... forget the plastic wrap - it will just get in the way.

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FYL, OP! I must admit that this FML did make me laugh, but I really do feel sorry for you. Your boyfriend obviously doesn't love you back, if he could so casually make a comment like that. If he does love you, hopefully he was joking around and trying to hint that he needs some alone time.

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ditto! better you that she's hanging on to, than some a-hole who doesn't deserve her. fyl indeed!

what an idiot. I hope you told him "no, I am PMS-ing, do you really want to piss me off?" and don't tell him again until he askes why you never tell him you love him.

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^ This. Please refrain from using PMS as a false excuse for annoying behaviour. Then you'll turn around and get mad at him the next time you are pissy and he asks you if it's "that time of the month".

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i wouldnt but really, tell me i'm annoying because i say "i love you" and i WILL be annoying more than you could ever think

ouch. time to rethink that whole love thing. and hopefully he's your ex now. and if he's not your ex yet, don't say your excuse is "well he's really sweet an makes me happy" bc he sounds like an ass.

Well, why that does suck, it could have been a worse response: "I hate you." "I love your mom." "I love your brother." "I had sex with your dog." "Your entire family has been slaughtered and I wrote 'I love you' with their intestines." "Nice tits!" "About a half past 3." "That just scared the shit out of me." So don't feel too bad.

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Don't forget the classic, "Get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a sammich, bitch!" But otherwise, nicely done.

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OMG I forgot the sammich! And that's all I've been talking about, lately! How sad for it to have slipped my mind... (I texted my ex "Make me a sammich!", and she texts back "what kind you want?" xD hahaha)

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Awesome. I thought the exact same thing after I read your comment! I hope the code word was cupcake reacharound!

People get weird when you tell them that. Just show them, instead. Be confident in yourself -- like you can take them or leave them. Read up on self-esteem. Don't expect some guy (or anything else) to complete you -- be complete in yourself. Read up to see what that means. Google.

why is it that no woman can take a joke on this site? go somewhere else to have a winge about your pathetic problems. all these fml's endorse is 500 'dump him' comments

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its because the ones who CAN take a joke dont post on fml. They probably post on MLIA or dont post anywhere...

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