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Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24810) - you deserved it (2994)

On 12/30/2010 at 5:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

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I hear the pain of passing a kidney stone is equivalent to the pain of childbirth. Apparently the sensation of losing you is as satisfying as that of taking a really good dump.

#5 - On 12/30/2010 at 7:10pm by DocBastard

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Guess your a basTURD child now.

I give up.

#14 - On 12/30/2010 at 7:34pm by Triumvirate

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