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By Anonymous / Thursday 30 December 2011 22:28 / United Kingdom
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I hear the pain of passing a kidney stone is equivalent to the pain of childbirth. Apparently the sensation of losing you is as satisfying as that of taking a really good dump.

Please allow me to quote from muffpuncher's profile: "I love to piss people off it brings joy to my existence." If you so enjoy insulting 4 year old girls, I'm sure there's a playground or primary school near your home. But I'm sure you'll have a good cry knowing that you didn't piss me off. Begone.

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I hear the pain of passing a kidney stone is equivalent to the pain of childbirth. Apparently the sensation of losing you is as satisfying as that of taking a really good dump.

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Please allow me to quote from muffpuncher's profile: "I love to piss people off it brings joy to my existence." If you so enjoy insulting 4 year old girls, I'm sure there's a playground or primary school near your home. But I'm sure you'll have a good cry knowing that you didn't piss me off. Begone.

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docbastard, and you seem to be a bit too fiesty. Just reminding you that there are alot of rude comments transpiring on this website. Personally, fivehead is hardly insulting. You could have just laughed it off and not get your panties all twisted up and maybe then there won't be a huge list of the people you hate on your profile. So keep that hole in your face shut, you are not some princess.

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Weeellllll, of course there are rude comments on FML; most of them are other users insulting each other, obviously. But no one really insults one's child, and that is pretty low. I just had to call that out. Panties twisted up? What?! Hahahahaha. I think Doc is a sir not a madam...

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I didn't get my panties in a bunch, thanks very much. I did laugh it off, otherwise I would have told that idiot exactly how he can fuck himself. I think people who try to upset me by insulting my child pathetic. But if you think I'm going to keep my "hole" shut for one second while someone makes a derogatory statement about my daughter, then you are even more of an idiot than those other idiots. You clearly don't have children, so as soon as you do, then you can tell me how to be a parent. Until then, fuck off.

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