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By hayleyalexis422 - 30/01/2017 16:04 - France - Paris

Today, my trainer thought it would be funny to do some reverse role play. I have to work with him every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 214

You deserved it 124

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By Bryan - 30/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 526

You deserved it 1 441

By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 324

You deserved it 7 936

By Cristie - 30/09/2011 05:01 - Canada

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 442

You deserved it 3 521

Checkpoint Charlie

By VHgolf1989 - 16/03/2022 22:00

Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 891

You deserved it 120

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 154

You deserved it 3 175

Hold me close young Tony Danza

By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 831

You deserved it 4 964

By anonymous - 31/03/2015 16:47 - United States - Denver

Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 852

You deserved it 2 720

By sparkrok - 06/03/2014 00:36 - United States - Puyallup

Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 938

You deserved it 18 754

By thankssiren - 24/05/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Sandiacre

Today, my friend started his first day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent and saying "merde" whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, and I'm still as single as ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 420

You deserved it 5 991

Gottem

By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 759

You deserved it 6 716

Kristoffer 35

Monday 30 January 2017 21:26

There's no picture.

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Monday 30 January 2017 20:52

The picture doesn't even load for me.

Comments

Alan 54

Monday 30 January 2017 16:06

Captioned by hayleyalexis422. Well done!

mattyiscool123 26

Wednesday 1 February 2017 2:09

I like how a staff member has negative votes

cuz803 44

Saturday 4 February 2017 15:34

Not so well done when nothing has been captioned ;(

OrchidKitten 21

Monday 30 January 2017 20:43

Anyone else getting the same picture that's 2 pictures down?

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Monday 30 January 2017 20:52

The picture doesn't even load for me.

Chadica 17

Monday 30 January 2017 21:23

It doesnt for me either

Triangle6757 9

Saturday 4 February 2017 15:58

Yes.

Kristoffer 35

Monday 30 January 2017 21:26

There's no picture.

thatnewgirl 16

Monday 30 January 2017 22:14

am i the only one unable to see a pic?

Ambrily 27

Monday 30 January 2017 23:02

No, you're not. No pics for me either.

Roxas_hearts 27

Monday 30 January 2017 22:56

I prefer to work with a blank canvas as well.

Catdragon 40

Monday 30 January 2017 23:17

Today, we were learning how to take a bite out of crime. I didn't think they meant it literally. FML.

J352SAURUS 30

Tuesday 31 January 2017 0:40

"I agree, well spotted"? There's nothing to spot!

cuz803 44

Saturday 4 February 2017 5:48

What's there to spot? THERE'S NO CAPTION DAMNIT

mush4brains 3

Thursday 9 February 2017 18:33

Today, It was my first day on the job of under-cover work! My partner couldn't catch the perp, though! Fml

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Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 620

You deserved it 340

Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 018

You deserved it 3 408

The Top

Today, I was working at a carnival. I was on the ticket booth, and middle-aged lady came up asking for a refund for $50 worth of tickets she didn’t use. However, there are signs saying I can’t give out refunds. She spent 10 minutes yelling at me to give her a refund. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 158

You deserved it 76

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 446

You deserved it 7 753

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 897

You deserved it 11 259

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 755

You deserved it 3 102

Today, I was flying home to Milwaukee after a weekend in South Carolina. When I got to the airport, my reservation didn't match up with any flights. Turns out Expedia booked me on a flight that doen't exist. I spent ten hours waiting in the airport for a two hour flight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 475

You deserved it 3 142

Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML

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You deserved it 121