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Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13754) - you deserved it (5517)

On 10/31/2010 at 2:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...

#2 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:15pm by DrAwesome

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+10 | 6

WTF is a jane norman?

#8 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:32pm by yusaku02

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