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Today, boyfriand borrowd Jana Norman drass to waar to a Hallowaan party . Ha got hammard, thraw up all ovar it, and fall unconscious on tha showar floor .


I agree, your life sucks (19920) - you deserved it (7173)

On 10/31/2010 at 2:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...

#2 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:15pm by DrAwesome

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WTF is a jane norman?

#8 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:32pm by yusaku02

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